Who Smokes Blue Dream
Everyone. That's both its strength and its roast. Blue Dream is the most popular strain in America because it does everything okay and nothing spectacularly. It's the diplomatic answer to 'what should I smoke?' — the strain you recommend when you don't want to be responsible for someone's bad time.
Budtenders recommend it the way doctors recommend walking: it's good for you, it's accessible, and literally no one is going to argue with you about it.
The Actual Effects
Blue Dream hits you with a gentle euphoria that says 'hey, things are pretty alright, aren't they?' It's not going to rearrange your understanding of the cosmos. It's not going to lock you to the couch. It's going to make you feel pleasant and slightly more interested in whatever documentary is on.
The high is what scientists would call 'balanced' and what honest people would call 'fine.' You'll be functional. You'll be happy. You'll be exactly who you were before, just slightly more content about it.
Taste and Smell
Blue Dream smells like berries crossed with something vaguely herbal, like if a blueberry muffin went to a yoga retreat. The taste is sweet, inoffensive, and forgettable — much like the strain itself.
Nobody has ever smoked Blue Dream and said 'wow, what complex flavor notes.' People smoke Blue Dream and say 'yeah, that's nice' and then move on with their evening.
The Verdict
Blue Dream is the strain you buy when you don't want to think about what strain to buy. And honestly? There's dignity in that. Not everything needs to be an adventure. Sometimes you just want to feel good without reading a dissertation about terpene profiles.
Rating: 7/10. Would recommend to literally anyone, which is both the highest compliment and the biggest insult.
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